We Three Cats

Tengelmann, Rewe and Galeria

A-Ngau

The rumours about him aren't true...

Que? Vin? Key, Gran

What do you call a tourist who, whilst on holiday with his Grandmother, upon failing to understand a question about wine, goes back to his room after getting the key from his Gran?

Beerius

Silver bullets and crosses won't stop him.

Nanoko

A Japanese giraffe psychotherapist.

Fellasophy

A book written by a giraffe philosopher.

Prester John

The ruler of a far away hidden Kingdom.

Dafydd

A dragon who punishes rudeness

Trunkus

An elephant who became a Queen

Barton

A Polar Bear who drinks 15 pints.

A-Coeur

A dog from Montmartre

Malagost

An epic tale of betrayal and treachery

Le Poncey Eggs

A hard boiled egg in a mug of champagne.

Smell The Fox

Nobody should smell your fox.

All Pandas Arise

An anthem for Pandas.

Onion Breath

Onions can make your breath stink.