Alsfeld is one of these old preserved towns that Germany is so rich in, straight out of Hansel and Gretel.
It is indeed postcard perfect, and even has a pub with Newkie Brown, as can be seen on the left.
It was closed, but I wasn't too distraught as it's extremely likely it would have been the vile keg version that you get in Germany a lot rather than the bottled version.
Everywhere you have "Brothers Grimm" shoved into your face, like a drunken Mexican trying to force you to drink from his tequila bottle.
Why only six dwarves?
I've always thought in the Hesse region you're better off going for the local apple wine than the utterly forgettable local beers.
I think this was called Super Tasteless Pils 85 or something